May 2013
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damngruchy:
supermassiveasshole:
i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
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serenaelisha:
meladoodle:
we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son
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rectumofglory:
In fact. their first kick at the franchise was such a smash — convincing not only fans but also bringing in a much larger audience of casual viewers — that John Cho admitted that the pressure going into sequel Star Trek Into Darkness (now playing) was, if anything, greater. “On the other hand,” he added, “I’m not J.J. Abrams, who’s ultimately responsible. I’m just his Asian...
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holosuitebuddies:
darthraydor:
The 8 Best Edits To Wikipedia From A CIA IP Address
Three different Wikipedia IP addresses return as belonging to the CIA server. The CIA declined to comment.
lol um.
our government cares about the important things
Is no one else going to bring up
“to make the tense more sensical”
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maladyofthequotidian:
Ao3 is one of TIME’s 50 best websites of 2013
alocalband:
erindizmo:
corpsereviver2:
Link is to full list. But wow, Ao3 gets a positive mention for being well organized. Also, way to not mock fanfic, TIME.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(And the AO3’s specific slideshow slide is right here if you wanna jump right to it.)
I am ridiculously jazzed about this.
“Fan...
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The reason the USA dropped the atomic bomb...
jesseldarling:
alexisateacup:
“This misconception [that the bomb was dropped to end the war] largely occurs because of the famous Stimson article that was featured in Harpers’ magazine.
Of course, he didn’t actually WRITE the thing and, though it presents itself as a fireside chat between two people it was actually a heavily engineered document, and almost every fact cited was knowingly wrong...
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purgatorystuck:
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
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cumberpheasant asked: i haven't been able to stop thinking about blitzkrieg camembert
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finefools:
step one: we buy into this club
step two: we roll over to the club either in your mercedes benz which is gorgeous or my pre-owned acura legend which is alright
step three: i dagger you on the dance floor just bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce now everybodys watching us
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a haiku for disney
ancestryinprogress:
ethiopienne:
simba doesn’t count
tiana was mostly frog
y’all racist as hell
I spit out my water
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Now you know giant anteater's front legs look like...
petermorwood:
lumos5000:
macaronrainbow:
tatermo:
I keep looking at it, and it keeps confusing me
i can never unsee this…
As if Giant Anteaters weren’t already odd-looking, now this.
Panda-head gauntlets: fashion accessory or battle trophy?
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amerryleetlechristmas:
hey kids, if someone’s pressuring you to drink alcohol or smoke weed, they’re not cool, they’re fuckin rad as hell and you should definitely do it
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