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Ode to a Quidditch Match
elsinore-rose: Bailey asked me to come watch her Quidditch match this afternoon. I said no, because it’s frigid outside and I don’t like going out of my comfort zone. She said that to make up for it, I had to give her video proof of myself staring wistfully out the window wishing I were at the match. Instead I decided to re-write Keats’s “Ode to a Nightingale.” Here it is, Bailey. I took a...
Apr 1st
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jajs replied to your post: jajs replied to your post: I woulf team upo with… oh jeeze I am so mean, but I am sincere! That’s what we like about you, dear. 
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March 2012
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What the Death of the Canadian Penny Says about...
fishingboatproceeds: tiredandinspird: “Canada is scrapping the penny, ending production of the country’s smallest unit of currency this spring. Finance Minister Jim Flaherty, whose department described the penny as a “nuisance” in budget documents, said the coin is now more trouble than it’s worth. The Royal Canadian Mint will stop distributing pennies to financial institutions in the fall...
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“Nothing screams “I haven’t read them both” as loudly as someone comparing Battle...”
– Me (via wilwheaton)
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jajs replied to your post: I woulf team upo with youj and then we would klll the dumbp erson wohj made a fire. I woulj feel bad baoiut killing you later. Matt.
Mar 31st
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“Firefly fans will see me, do a double take, stop, nod and say ‘Captain’ with an...”
– Nathan Fillion, Entertainment Weekly (via gypsy-sunday)
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Listensamspurpletoothbrush: Didn’t Leave Nobody But...
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lesliecrusher: i just tried to make a gif of lincoln eating bacon and this is what i got jesus christ photoshop are you drunk
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jajs asked: I woulf team upo with youj and then we would klll the dumbp erson wohj made a fire. I woulj feel bad baoiut killing you later.
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reichenbachs replied to your photo: So I have this program は、 randomly translates… OH MY GOD… ~EVERYTHING I DO, I DO IT FOR YOOOOOOOOOOU~
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oh god this is so surreal right now I can’t even… they’re making bad Hunger Games puns and that’s fucking TAMMY HOPKINS who I KNOW AS A HUMAN BEING and they’re in Dupont and this is so strange.  so strange
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cumberpheasant: derbydoom: derbydoom: cumberpheasant: give me fic prompts, please. Oh god I love this program so much, because now it has given me weaboo!Bernard Black oh god #ugh what #scowling into my wine rn You know you love it.  I’m imagining Bernard with a Hello Kitty bow in his hair, a tail clipped onto his improbably chain-covered pants, flashing peace signs and spouting...
Mar 30th
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derbydoom: cumberpheasant: give me fic prompts, please. Oh god I love this program so much, because now it has given me weaboo!Bernard Black oh god #ugh what #scowling into my wine rn You know you love it.  I’m imagining Bernard with a Hello Kitty bow in his hair, a tail clipped onto his improbably chain-covered pants, flashing peace signs and spouting pseudo-Japanese. It’s...
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cumberpheasant: give me fic prompts, please. Oh god I love this program so much, because now it has given me weaboo!Bernard Black oh god
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cumberpheasant: iwasoncetoastfan: cumberpheasant: oh god it’s palm sunday this week. i’ll be spending it with the curtains drawn and pretending i’m not home. GO AWAY GREEDY CHILDREN. In Germany (well, parts of Germany) we get kids dressed up as witches begging for sweets and things, but on the Thursday before Easter. “Gruendonnerstag” or Green Thursday. We also eat green things.  ALSO...
Mar 30th
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cumberpheasant: okay so here’s my problem with fic writing atm  i stare at a blank open office document for 10 minutes  and then my brain goes “what’s the point. everyone on tumblr is a better writer than me.” and then i feel useless and have a biscuit.
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cumberpheasant: beardsmelting replied to your post: derbydoom replied to your video: fujiidom:… IT’S ‘MERICA, AS LONG AS YOU BIRTH BABIES AND SHIT EAGLES AND DON’T CATCH THE GAY YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT YOUR COUNTRY IS BOTH CONFUSING AND FRUSTRATING TO ME.  ALSO, EAGLES.
Mar 30th
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jajs replied to your post: OH NO I MISSED OUT ON ALL YOUR VAGUELY CREEPY TUMBLR!BIRTHDAY THINGS UMMMM OKAY HERE GOES. IF MY LOVE FOR YOU WAS NUTELLA, YOU’D BE DELICIOUS BUT PROBABLY WANT TO TAKE A SHOWER. ….wait that didn’t make any sense and was horrible I’M SORRY but I still love you. If your her love for you was Nutella, you’d have to spend a lot of money on shipping crates of it to your...
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