Bailey: A human being who is legally, but not emotionally, classified as an Adult. Certainly not suitable for real world usage. Often incited to do terrible things by Christine and Ester, the worst human beings you will ever meet and the other two members of the Dodgy Jammers. Pervy Kingston, Gillan, and Tennant Fancier, Whovian, and horrified witness of the life-ruining ship known as Mattkazstrophe. Some tags that you might find illuminating in your quest to understand the noble Bailius riddikulus:
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy: aka that awkward moment when Sherlock has to bring Sirius Black out of retirement to help the Dream Lord, the King of England, Aberforth Dumbledore, Lord Blackwood, and the Elephant Man catch a mole because Russia.