Bailey: A human being who is legally, but not emotionally, classified as an Adult. Certainly not suitable for real world usage. Often incited to do terrible things by Christine and Ester, the worst human beings you will ever meet and the other two members of the Dodgy Jammers, as well as Elisa, my Crackhoar and thirdwife. Pervy Kingston, Gillan, and Tennant Fancier, Whovian, and horrified witness of the life-ruining ship known as Mattkazstrophe. Some tags that you might find illuminating in your quest to understand the noble Bailius riddikulus: