tbh the only thing you need to know about me is that Ester is the motherfucking worst and has gotten me into One Direction, that whore, and even though I claim to love her as a wife, it's all a lie and I hate her.
and if that's not enough to chase you away, may god have mercy on your soul.
…just leave me here to die, you guys.
Please tell me there are no more. There can’t be. Oh god.
THIS IS THE BEST DAY
You sent me one too! I just can’t figure out how to reblog it. I think I’ll take a screenshot.
OMG bai. This made me laugh so hard I had to explain to my host family what was happening to me.