A bundle of bad decisions and misplaced enthusiasm, but it seems to be working out ok anyway.

tbh the only thing you need to know about me is that Ester is the motherfucking worst and has gotten me into One Direction, that whore, and even though I claim to love her as a wife, it's all a lie and I hate her.

and if that's not enough to chase you away, may god have mercy on your soul.