tbh the only thing you need to know about me is that Ester is the motherfucking worst and has gotten me into One Direction, that whore, and even though I claim to love her as a wife, it's all a lie and I hate her.
and if that's not enough to chase you away, may god have mercy on your soul.
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If I hadn’t read your tweets, I would have assumed that the cat was part of the sculpture, you creeper. <3
Also, our cats so far are:
Am I forgetting anyone?
PS - we’re insane and I love you.
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