They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

Pavlov’s Cat Results:
Day 1: Rang bell- cat fucked off.
Day 2: Rang bell - cat went and answered door.
Day 3: Rang bell - cat said he’d eaten earlier.
Day 4: Went to ring bell on day 4 but cat had stolen batteries.
Final day - day 5: Went to ring bell with new batteries, but cat put his paw on bell - so it only made a thunk noise. Then cat rang his own bell. I ate food.

Don’t do bad things, only do good things.
Always treat your neighbor like someone who lives near to you.
Never put a sock in a toaster.
Never put jam on a magnet.
Never throw your granny in a bag.
Never suck all the juice out of a vampire.
Never lean over on a Tuesday.

Lots of other things, but I’ve got to go and have a Mars bar now.
Love, Paul [Saint]