#if the season finale doesn’t include Ron gruffly offering to be Ann’s sperm donor I don’t know what to say #come on Ann didn’t Chris have a blood disorder when he was a baby? Think genetics! Swanson stock is strong! #also Chris would make it weird #and he probably still wants to have kids of his own with his lady partner of choice #whereas Ron could teach your kid to hunt and fish and carve things while still being minimally intrusive! #(and then over the course of a couple of years they fall in loooooove) #god do I need to write this myself #ann and ron #RON AND ANN (via zombie-boogie)
A bundle of bad decisions and misplaced enthusiasm, but it seems to be working out ok anyway.
tbh the only thing you need to know about me is that Ester is the motherfucking worst and has gotten me into One Direction, that whore, and even though I claim to love her as a wife, it's all a lie and I hate her.
and if that's not enough to chase you away, may god have mercy on your soul.
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