tbh the only thing you need to know about me is that Ester is the motherfucking worst and has gotten me into One Direction, that whore, and even though I claim to love her as a wife, it's all a lie and I hate her.
and if that's not enough to chase you away, may god have mercy on your soul.
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i dont want people to think im a boy or a girl i just want them to be confused and slightly turned on
[AGGRESSIVELY ATTEMPTS TO ENJOY SOMETHING WHILE IGNORING HALF OF THE FANDOM]
how to make friend not sad
- tell joke?
- give thing?
- follow them around mumbling YOUR HAIR IS PRETTY YOU SMELL NICE YOU’RE GOOD AT STUFF?
- say I LOVE YOU at random time repeatedly?
- stare at them until the sad falls off?
I DON’T GET THIS HOW DOES IT WORK I’M SORRY
“Skiffle!?”
im such a terrible movie watcher when im watching on my computer. i have a compulsive need to pause every 5 mins or when something intense is happening and check tumblr and sometimes i pause and minimize it and turn right back around and push play again without doing anything
These would be the books on my nightstand if only they existed.
Yes.
