tbh the only thing you need to know about me is that Ester is the motherfucking worst and has gotten me into One Direction, that whore, and even though I claim to love her as a wife, it's all a lie and I hate her.
and if that's not enough to chase you away, may god have mercy on your soul.
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What’s that? It’s the sound of a completely pointless crossover!
Nothing can convince me that Fili and Kili wouldn’t have almost antagonizing semi-friendship with Little My. A lot of biting, yelling and laughing is involved.
Lord I’m so lazy with backgrounds and multiple characters…
Yavanna.
#oh my god #CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE SHE FAVORS THE HOBBITS OVER EVERYTHING ELSE #and she’s always like bITCHES MY CHILDREN ARE THE BEST #and she would yammer on and on to Aule and be liek oH YEAH YOUR STONE CHILDREN ARE ALRIGHT BUT HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT THE BRANDYBUCKS DID TODAY #oH YEAH MY CHILDREN PREFER HOME AND GOOD FOOD AND CHEER WHAT DO YOURS PREFER AULE #OH THATS RIGHT GOLD AND PRETTY ROCKS AM I RIGHT #and she’d keep bringing up the Durin gold sickness card all the time #oh yeah remember that one time Aule that Thorin nearly killed Bilbo over a rock oh yeah I bet you do #and she’d aggressively love them so much like a mom that goes frequently to her kid’s soccer games #yeS HONEY LOOK AT ALL THIS CORN YOU’VE GROWN IM SO PROUD OF YOU
“Recreate any Game/Film/Album cover using ONLY Clipart and Comic Sans”
Seriously did no one wonder what the fuck happened to Merry and Pippin for like 3 years after they went out to get some vegetables?
farmer maggot was probably accused of murder
if u cant handle me at my strider u sure as helms deep dont deserve me at my aragorn
I don’t think I’ve ever been as happy as I was when I read that elves sleep with their eyes open.
This is why Aragorn’s wedding gift to them was a sleep mask for Legolas. Not so Legolas can sleep better even if Gimli has the lamp lit to read; so Gimli can go to sleep without being creeped out by Legolas’ unseeing open eyes.
Aragorn is a true bro.
Stephen Colbert, king of nerds.
Mr. Franco, that was ill-advised.
