
This is simultaneously everything horrible and everything hilarious about fandom.
This is why I am incapable of relationships with human people. Because who will ever compete with fandom let’s be real here.

This is simultaneously everything horrible and everything hilarious about fandom.
This is why I am incapable of relationships with human people. Because who will ever compete with fandom let’s be real here.

Fandom: Harry Potter
“Flitwick watched her in silence like a goat watching a petrified orange.”
Submitter’s note: Whom he’s watching? Luna. While undressing her. In the Hogwarts Express. In “the fourth dimension”. How is that even…? Oh, and Luna has a penis. Because her father has made a deal with the devil. For new attire. Now I actually want to read the rest of this…
god i love in fics when like the text is well-spaced, paragraphs are used wisely and it’s generally nice to read
then BAM SMUT SCENE THE AUTHOR SUDDENLY CAN’T USE PARAGRAPHS BECAUSE YOU KNOW THEY’RE TYPING BOWED DOWN AS FAST AS THEY CAN WITH THEIR CATHOLIC GRANDMOTHER IN THE NEXT ROOM AND A FOUR-YEAR-OLD PLAYING IN THE BACK ALL OF THIS WHILE THEY’RE IN SCHOOL
let’S PLAY “WHERE IS THE PORN”
I LITERALLY JUST CACKLED OUT LOUD
LIKE
I NEVER LAUGH LIKE THAT
BUT I TOTALLY JUST DID
I love this fandom so much it hurts sometimes.