elsinore-rose:

cumberpheasant replied to your post: cumberpheasant replied to your post: Me in the…

oh that pheasant. little did i know where this all would end up in when i made that…

the pheasant of shamelessness is the mascot of the dodgy jammers

elsinore-rose:

derbydoom:

cumberpheasant:

derbydoom:

elsinore-rose:

cumberpheasant:

derbydoom:

elsinore-rose replied to your post: You’re what happens when Matt and Karen join their powers in life-ruining and produce an heir to the throne of the WORST PERSON. (mattkazstrophe is totally a fandom shut up.)

My OTPs are in so much conflict in the Mattkazstrophe fandom. I totes ship Matt/Kaz, but I also kinda ship Matt/Christine and Kaz/Bailey and BAILEY/CHRISTINE/ESTER and Arthur/Ester and Arthur’s Cat / Charlie the Badger.

Although I have to admit the BAILEY/CHRISTINE/ESTER is totes my OTP, above and beyond all others. 

BAILEY/CHRISTINE/ESTER is the OTP of OTPs, no question.

I bet there’s just reams of Dodgy Jammer fanfic out there.

REAMS. We already have a shipping name, of sorts. Although I bet there are factions of devout Christine/Ester shippers at war with the Ester/Bailey shippers, but they both think the Bailey/Christine shippers are nuts. 

Or something. 

DYING. I’d love to be the fandom bicycle. (is not a sentence i ever thought i’d say.)

You can be my fandom bicycle any day, baby. 

Bailey how can you ship Bester. Everyone knows Estine is canon.

ESTINE IS NOT CANON HOW DARE YOU. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THOSE LONG-LOST TWITTER FEEDS WERE DECLARED NON-CANON BY TPTB. 

cumberpheasant replied to your post: FRAN KATZENJAMMER! (Except for the whole smoking thing.)

PERFECTLY OKAY WITH THIS.

elsinore-rose replied to your post: FRAN KATZENJAMMER! (Except for the whole smoking thing.)

I AM MORE THAN OKAY WITH THIS.

EXCELLENT

cumberpheasant:

elsinore-rose:

starryespoirs replied to your post: it amazes me that people tolerate the inanity that…

bc you guys are barrels of unicorns and laughter

DID YOU HEAR THAT DODGY JAMMERS

WE ARE BARRELS OF UNICORNS AND LAUGHTER

CHRISTINE IS THE UNICORN, BAILEY IS LAUGHTER. I AM THE BARREL.

AND A MARVELOUS BARREL YOU ARE, TOO.

YOU LOOK LIKE THIS

cumberpheasant:

elsinore-rose:

it amazes me that people tolerate the inanity that happens when me and ester and bailey are all online at the same time

like

it’s on people’s dashes

it’s on like a hundred people’s dashes every day

why

why do you…

why

Because we’re awesome, Christine.

(no, but seriously, why.)

Seriously though

why stick around

we are not that entertaining

except to ourselves

and yet