tbh the only thing you need to know about me is that Ester is the motherfucking worst and has gotten me into One Direction, that whore, and even though I claim to love her as a wife, it's all a lie and I hate her.
and if that's not enough to chase you away, may god have mercy on your soul.
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fine, be that way
I GUESS I’M JUST LIKE THE SNACK KING TO YOU
AnonymousIf you know me and Ester, anon, you should know that sounding creepy is basically the least of your worries.
As for Ester herself, it was basically the worst thing and I don’t know why I ever thought it was a good idea she’s terrible and absolutely no fun to get stoned with as we throw chips at ducks.
(seriously though, it was amazing and only awkward for the first 20 minutes after I creeper-stalked her in baggage claim and then it was amazing and full of snark and she even met some of my totally unrelated friends and it wasn’t weird. so.)
(PS - she’s like the third tumblr friend I’ve met IRL so it’s not like she’s ~~special~~ or anything I don’t want her getting a swollen head)
(PPS - Elisa was the first~~~~~~~~~~~~~)
PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE THAT THIS TOTALLY ACTUALLY HAPPENED
IN AMSTERDAM
#BAILEY JSYK IF U EVER WATCH A NEW EP OF PARKS AND REC WITHOUT ME I WILL JUMP OFF A ROOF
if u ever watch one without me im deporting u to eagleton
