wankmeatsix:

do you ever think about how in like 10 - 15 years we all might be married to an actual perSON like a real person like a person you can’t reblog omg how weird is that

 #this #except that if my plan~ works out i’ll be married to bailey so really…

ARE YOU CALLING ME NOT A REAL PERSON? I WOULD BE OFFENDED, EXCEPT, YOU KNOW, IT’S TRUE. 

CHRISTINE GOT INTO THE SMARTYPANTS BECOMING-A-DOCTOR PROGRAM

ELISA WROTE ADORABLENESS CONDENSED

ESTER…. ATTACHED A HELLO KITTY BOW TO BERNARD’S HEAD

elsinore-rose:

dr-doolittle:

cumberpheasant:

elisa-on-parade:

Everyone go wish Bailey a happy birthday. She’s hilarious and insane and the best human being and one day we’re gonna live in the woods together and like hunt squirrels and drink beer and stuff.

So yes. Happy birthday, drugwife. I’m glad you exist.

YES. THIS.

i mean, bailey is, in many ways, the worst. but she’s also the best and therefore you should go be creepy and inappropriate in her askbox. promises of booze and sexual favours are much appreciated, i’m sure.

and bailey, i’m so fortunate and glad to know you. even though you are now at a very boring age, i hope you have a brilliant birthday and a hundred more. i’ll try to write some smutty mattkazstrofic for you. because i love you. and your mum. in the pants.

#CAN WE MAKE THIS THE OFFICIAL BAILEY-LOVING POST #REBLOB IF U CREYED #ETC

I cried. And yes, Happy Birthday Bailey! Being your friend has been one of the best things that has happened to me at MSU. You are so perfect in every way. You are actually better than Mary Poppins. 

Pants,

Other!Bailey <3

DEAR BAILEY

I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME YOU SAID IT YOURSELF I HATE YOU

No, just kidding, I love you.

PANTS,

YOUR HOARWIFE

Oh my god you guys. 

SO MUCH. AND IN THE CREEPIEST WAY. 

NOW COME HERE SO I CAN SQUEEZE YOU ALL TO DEATH WITH MY LOVE.