So I found out that Suranne Jones offered to be a surrogate for John Barrowman. Let me translate that real quick: the TARDIS wants to have Captain Jack’s babies.
I’ve just been doing a Doctor Who spin-off (The Sarah Jane Adventures) and he called me, and said in the way only John can… he calls me ‘Pookie’, and he said, ‘Hey, Pookie, I bet you’re in my make-up chair. I bet your bumhole is been where my bumhole has been.’”
MATT: I try to wind up and annoy my costumer Kat, long suffering Kat. she’ll come in and she’ll go to check me… [To JENNA] Go on, you be Kat. [JENNA adjusts MATT’s “costume” and MATT suddenly yelps in surprise. They laugh.]
MATT: You know, I’m just appalling to her.
JENNA: I like to hide.
MATT: Yeah, a bit of hiding when they come to check you.
JENNA laughs: Check time! You’re jumping from the costume assistant and I’m hiding underneath the set.
Recasting Sherlock using the Doctor Who cast.
What do you guys think of the choices?